Absolutely Unbelievable Jeff!

Yes Kammy...

It's back people and in full swing. The Premier League is barely a week into the new 2009/10 season but we have already seen the type of drama that some critics would have us believe makes it the best league in the world. I can certainly agree that the first week of Premiership football has been outstanding and even in the Sven Leagues, there has been just as much excitement and provocation for Jimmy Hill-esque debate.

Was is a goal, wasn't it a goal? Did he see it or was he blinded? Should it have been a red card or not? Is Paul Merson still a dreadful pundit? All the above questions are back and we are on for a great nine months of football, which I am so excited about that I can hardly contain myself.

This season we have already had some absolute gems from Brian Gunn being sacked after their incredible 7-1 drubbing by Colchester (What's that Delia? Let's be having yah P45) to Burnley's 1-0 upset at Turf Moor beating Fergie's lot finding life a touch more difficult post-Ronaldo, Arsene's rugrats running riot on the first day of the season to Harry '2nd hand' Redknapp with the biggest smile on his face since he won the FA Cup and subsequently bankrupted Pomepy in the process.

As August roles around each year, the majority of straight men in the country breath a sigh of relief as the big four get back onto our screens: Stelling; Tyler; Gray & over on the other one in the evenings "big-ears" Linekar. Good to have you boys back. Finally after months of guessing I can simply sit back and enjoy the amazing football waffle that we all enjoy. Even Soccer AM post-Lovejoy is back and although an inferior product, it now adheres to that age-old proverb that you don't know what you had until it's gone.

This year will ESPN prove that the grass is greener on the other side of the fence? Can Man Utd cope without Ronaldo and actually can Liverpool do without Xabi Alonso? Big questions but the one thing we do know for certain this season is that it will be fantastic as the first week or so has already proved.

That's right, it's going to be "Absolutely Unbelievable Jeff!"

We all hope so Kammy; We all hope so.